Jurassic Tweets
I’m still working on catching up after the weekend, including an unexpected-but-minor round of edits to the Fable book, incoming guest blog posts to review and edit, and getting back to Revisionary. Plus brainstorming a short story for an anthology project.
So in the meantime, I present you with a short and silly Twitter adventure from last week, also known as How Jim Amuses Himself While Waiting For His Flight:
Flight has been delayed. Heard someone say something about smuggled eggs from some sort of park???
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
They hauled some dude away. He was shouting he had to make his connecting flight to Isla Nublar. No idea where that is. #badatgeography
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
Whoa. Those are some intense-looking janitors. Hope they clean up the eggshell mess in the men’s room. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
Uh oh. Looks like someone’s pet lizard escaped. Just skittered through the boarding gate. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
There goes another. Wonder what species they are. They’re running upright. A little like those water-walking lizards. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
And here we go. Sitting next to a guy who says he’s a paleontologist. He seems really nervous, though. Probably a fear of flying. Poor guy. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
Oh, great. Just a few minutes in the air, and the captain says we’re having “technical problems.” — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
HOLY CRAP!!!!!
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
Baby lizards everywhere. Paleontologist dude is screaming “They’re hunting in packs! Tiny little packs!”
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
Guy with an eye patch just jumped out of his seat. “I am sick of these mother——- velociraptors on this mother——- plane!” #badass
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
This is the last time I book a Valentine’s Day getaway to THAT park!
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
And in the meantime, my flight has been delayed for real. Hm…
— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015
Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.