My Null Ray

I'm going to blame this one on my son, who at the age of four is not only a huge Transformers fan, but also decided last night he wanted to listen to the songs from Dr. Horrible. He's so my boy.

So you can thank him for the following mash-up, to the tune of My Freeze Ray [video | lyrics].

I think this should take care of my geek cred for the next few months. Enjoy!

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My Null Ray

Megatron
Hard and cruel
Towering
Rambling
Want to say
You’re a fool
Here I go
Cowering

With my null ray I will rule the ’cons
With my null ray I will
Lead us all to victory and

Soundwave too
What a clunk
Rumble forms
Soundwave’s junk
Blast them all
Prove myself
Starscream is
No one’s punk

With my null ray I will rule the ’cons
It's not Ratbat’s time or Shockwave’s
This is Starscream’s dawn
Farewell mighty Megatron

And I can conquer Optimus
I’m smartest out of all of us
Autobots will fall you’ll see
Every ’con follow me

Rule them all
Prove my worth
Cybertron
And the Earth
Melt you down

MEGATRON
What?

STARSCREAM
No, I’m ... just a ... clown
Anyway
With my null ray I will rule