In Which Taz the Cat Helps Me Change My Insulin Pump

[jimhines]

Me: Time to change the insulin pump again.

Taz: SOMETHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING IN THE BEDROOM HOLD ON HUMAN HERE I COME!!!

Me: Peels sticker and catheter off of my belly, removes vial from pump, sets the pump, vial, and tubing on the bed.

Taz: LOOK OUT! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE IMPROBABLY SKINNY SNAKE THAT WAS BITING YOUR BELLY!

Me: Fills new vial.

Taz: Excuse me, human, but the snake appears to have bitten my face.

Me: Removes sticker from Taz’s face.

Taz: Ooh, this looks like an expensive piece of medical equipment. But you know what it’s missing? A CATBUTT-PRINT!

Me: Removes Taz from my insulin pump.

Taz: You appear to be getting ready to jab a needle into your belly. I shall assist by RUBBING MY FACE ON YOUR ELBOW!

Me: Thank you. Pulls out new tubing and prepares to hook it up.

Taz: THE IMPROBABLY SKINNY SNAKE HAS REINFORCEMENTS! IMMA KILL IT FOR YOU!!!

Me: Dork.

Taz: Runs away for no particular reason.

Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.

Comments

[luscious_purple]

LOL!!!

[19_crows]

He looks ready to help!

[pebblerocker]

Oh, you helpful cat!

[jimhines]

Perfect icon! :-)

[dantesspirit]

ROTFL, that is so my Morrigan when I'm working on beadwork.

*puts earring down to rethread needle* Morrigan decides the best place for said earring is, of course, the floor. So whap goes her paw, quick as lightning. Heh.