Jurassic Tweets

I’m still working on catching up after the weekend, including an unexpected-but-minor round of edits to the Fable book, incoming guest blog posts to review and edit, and getting back to Revisionary. Plus brainstorming a short story for an anthology project.

So in the meantime, I present you with a short and silly Twitter adventure from last week, also known as How Jim Amuses Himself While Waiting For His Flight:

Flight has been delayed. Heard someone say something about smuggled eggs from some sort of park???

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

They hauled some dude away. He was shouting he had to make his connecting flight to Isla Nublar. No idea where that is. #badatgeography

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

Whoa. Those are some intense-looking janitors. Hope they clean up the eggshell mess in the men’s room. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

Uh oh. Looks like someone’s pet lizard escaped. Just skittered through the boarding gate. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

There goes another. Wonder what species they are. They’re running upright. A little like those water-walking lizards. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

And here we go. Sitting next to a guy who says he’s a paleontologist. He seems really nervous, though. Probably a fear of flying. Poor guy. — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

Oh, great. Just a few minutes in the air, and the captain says we’re having “technical problems.” — Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

Baby lizards everywhere. Paleontologist dude is screaming “They’re hunting in packs! Tiny little packs!”

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

Guy with an eye patch just jumped out of his seat. “I am sick of these mother——- velociraptors on this mother——- plane!” #badass

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

 

This is the last time I book a Valentine’s Day getaway to THAT park!

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

And in the meantime, my flight has been delayed for real. Hm…

— Jim C. Hines (@jimchines) February 12, 2015

Mirrored from Jim C. Hines.